Chronicals of Peerless...

Monday, November 24, 2008

Internet targeted marketing will lose a law suit someday

I HATE how the internet seems to remember every site I have ever visited, every word that has ever crossed through my email, every product I've ever bought on Amazon or other shopping sites. The targeted ads all over the screen based on this limited info is starting be excessive.

1. I AM NOT PREGNANT ANYMORE! Stop asking me if I'm expecting and need to register via Facebook, Myspace, Gmail, etc.
2. I don't need to see before/after pictures of other people's belly flab due to amazing post-pardum diets and exercise regimes. Its gross, get it off my screen.
3. Just because I bought my husband a scifi game 2yrs ago does not mean I want attend the national comic book festival, enter to win a signed graphic novel, or read spoilers for Battlestar Galatica
4. I GOT MARRIED over a yr ago! Leave me alone Macys!


It will be like the facebook suicide....someone somewhere is going to feel so bad about their belly fat that they are going to off themselves, and the internet WILL be to blame. It won't be me, my belly fat and I go wayyyy back

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