A night in a college convenience store

Setting: 1:30am, on-campus college convenience store

Wasted Student to employee: Hey, do you have any weed?
Employee: Nope. Sorry

students looks at bulk candy scale with confusion...

Wasted Student to manager: Hey, do you have any weed? Anything, even just a little? Could I charge some to my bursar account?
Manager: Nope. Sorry, all out.


I love my job sometimes.