the stinky cheese arrives

Ew. she's here. the mo-in-law is here for 8 days and nights. will I survive? yes I think so, but if its anything like last time, she will not.

She told my sis-in-law that she thinks I "tricked" my husband by getting pregnant! She thinks I had a "master plan" which is now preventing him from getting a job. She says that he is extremely depressed that he has to stay home with our son, and I need to be less selfish and move to a place where he can work.

HOLY fuck there are so many things wrong with all of this. so many things. I will fight my instinct to sock her in the jaw upon arrival. I will grit my teeth when she takes her little digs all week long about anything she can possible find a reason to be upset about ("why do you use that laundry detergent? that kind is too expensive. you can't afford that"...listen, bitch - you don't know what I can afford, and laundry detergent is not a luxury item! and for god's sake is f*king "ALL")

God save us all. I am stopping by the bar for a drink on the way home tomorrow....maybe I will even start carrying the brown paper bag on the bus ride home.

Trust me, you would too.